When I'm Not Surfing

There's a lot of stuff going on. Always something exciting happening. From pool training, fitness classes and yoga, there's free entry to Finn's recreation club with its gym, water park and tennis courts, the Friday bbq, surf quiz and movie night. Never a quiet moment, unless of course you're seeking one laying on the loungers by the pool.

Saturday is day off. Except mostly they're just as busy as the rest of the week and start even earlier. 3:30am start my first week to head to Lovina in the north. Went out on a boat to find some dolphins at sunrise. 

Then to the stunning Aling Aling waterfalls where I did lots of very brave and courageous cliff jumping. I even slid down the natural slide on the waterfall. It's more of a massive drop than a slide, but it is smooth so I guess it qualifies for slide status. There's a heck of a lot of water coming down with you and forcing you under before spitting you out further downstream. 

There was Lake Beratan water temple

Pondok Indah Bedugul abandoned hotel

I took a day trip to Nusa Penida, the nearest island to Bali. The plan was to go snorkelling with manta rays, but they were clearly having a duvet day and didn't want to show themselves. Disappointing, but the beautiful boat trips were still worth it. Went to a natural archway, much like Durdle Door back home, though the sea was a bit bluer over here! 

Me and my Spanish homie Paula have been doing a lot of exploring. We've rented out a scooter and travelled around the island. First stop was Uluwatu to see sunset at the temple. There's loads of monkeys there who like to steal things. Caught this fella chewing on someone's sunnies, and saw a guy running after one who had stolen his phone. One tried to take my flipflop as we were leaving  but I kept my foot on the floor even though his little hands were clutched around the thong!

We saw more monkeys at the top of Mount Batur volcano. What we didn't see was the sunrise. We left camp at 2am and hiked over 2 hours in the darkness. When we finally made it to the top after many stumbles and trips we discovered thick cloud that masked everything. Boom.

Heading back down, we found smoke rising from vents in the crater. And of course the monkeys. The view started to open up as the sun burnt the fog off.

One of my favourite experiences in Bali so far has been Tirta Empul Temple. Tirta Empul is on the site of a holy mountain spring, and Paula and I drove there to take part in a purification ceremony. First we meditated with an offering. This is very common in Bali, every building and home has a shrine and coconut leaf offerings consisting of flowers of different colours representing the different gods, food and incense are placed daily.

Once our minds were clear and devoted to our task we entered the water. 3 pools with spouts of fresh spring water, each one with a different purpose. The first pool had 13 fountains for cleansing the different parts of the body; eyes, ears, nose, mouth, hands etc. There are two spouts in this pool to avoid, one for special ceremonies and one for cremations. At each spout you repeat 'namaste' three times, wash your head, then your face, then dip your head under the torrent. 

At the second pool, the Karma pool, there are just two fountains. One for confession and one for promise. You repeat the same process focusing on things you want to move on from and resolutions for the future. 

The final pool is for your chakras. The first fountain, the largest is the Fountain Of A Thousand Wishes. Same again, only this time you have to make a wish - very carefully, we were told. The others are for the seven chakras.

It was a very beautiful experience that left us both feeling lighter and airy. The feeling of the cool clear water cleaning body and mind was uplifting. 

It is currently event #3 in the World Surfing League, right here in Bali, the Corona Bali Pro. This morning we headed over to the event on our Saturday off. Only for the competition to be called off for the day as it has been for the last two. They're waiting on a big swell that is coming in. But we went along anyway and were treated to a wave that grew as we watched. The world's best surfers are all in Keramas for the event, so a lot of them were out in the water. We spotted seven time world champion Stephanie Gilmore heading out, and I'd kill to know who some of the other pros out there were, the level of surfing was beyond anything I've seen in the real world - not on a tv screen. We watched from a bar's pool practically on the shoreline. 

Wave House

At Wave House in Canguu, Bali, I've found my home! I'm living in paradise with like minded ocean lovers in what is essentially a hostel but is more like a 5 star hotel luxury resort. I'm talking a big spacious room I share with only 3 others, with my own cupboard and wardrobe and en suite - there's some building works at the minute so I get a 4 person dorm for the price of an 8, winner winner! Then there's two pools, one with a bridge over it, surrounded by loungers and grassy space, a tiki hut style restaurant, yoga/fitness space, free entry to a nearby gym and water park, not forgetting the indo board. And that's before mentioning the surfboard racks. And the fact that we head out to the best breaks every day to surf to our heart's content.

I have actually found my heaven! It's not quite so hot here, a comfortable high 20s, low 30s with a breeze that makes all the difference. I have a whole month here so I'm settled down for a while. It's a welcome change from moving around every few days. I always wanted to get properly good at surfing, and now here I am doing it. We go out every day except Saturday in small groups depending on ability with a couple of coaches and a photographer. After the session we have a photo analysis and look at how we did and what we need to work on. Being able to see exactly where you're making errors means it's a lot easier to make changes, and I'm improving fast.

It's physically exhausting and actually mentally too. There's so much to think about in such a short amount of time, but you can't over think it. And you can't freak out when it gets big. Even though you're facing powerful walls of water that tower over your head you have to stay calm or you'll mess up and be thrown around by that wall, and the one coming after it. I had a really bad couple of days this week where I got beat up pretty good; sucked up and over with a huge rogue wave, slammed down with my legs ripped apart and spun around so much I had no idea which way was up and then caught inside where the waves were endlessly breaking on me as I tried futilely to get out of there. When I finally managed to get out back behind the breaking waves I was knackered, coughing up a lot of salty water and pretty scared. Took a long time for me to work up the courage to catch a wave back to shore. The next day I was really apprehensive and making silly mistakes, getting frustrated and making it harder for myself. Eventually I realised I just needed to relax and quite literally go with the flow. And it all started looking up again.

Seriously, a lot of looking up. Cause some of these waves I'm riding are humongous! The biggest have been 7ft. It doesn't dawn on you until you're up and riding and the wave has grown to it's full size and you look up and see it's taller than you by a long shot. Such a cool feeling cause by then you've done the hard part and it's like you're flying along.

My favourite day by far was at Old Man's with a mellow 6ft left handed wave that just peeled along the line for ages. I felt like I rode a mile. And then a really long, though easy paddle back out ready for the next one.

Things You Should Know About Vietnam

1. I'm gonna start with the most disgusting and get it over with. 'Balut' is a local delicacy. Also know as 'half hatched egg'. A chick's embryo is boiled and eaten from the shell. Grim.
2. On a lighter note, in the Saigon Opera House they play bird song before a performance.
3. The Vietnamese language has 6 different tones or inflections, meaning the same word can be said 6 different ways with 6 different meanings. 
4. They love their coffee!! Every second place is a coffee place!
5. Ho Chi Minh is named after Vietnam's first president; Ho Chi Minh.
6. Snake wine is a thing. The whole snake is put in the bottle with the wine; for the venom or fermenting? I have no idea, but the thought of it scares me and seeing it creeps me out.
7. Back in England fancy people like to guard their gates with stone lions. Over here it's ceramic Alsatians.
8. There are over 45 million mopeds in Vietnam. With a population of 97 million that's almost half of the people who own a scooter.
9. Pavements are for driving your scooter, parking your scooter and outside seating for restaurants. Walking? Not a chance! 
10. Vietnamese traffic lights are very simple.
    Green = go. Amber = go. Red = go.

Vietnam

I didn't spend long enough in Vietnam, only made it to one tiny little corner in the south, Ho Chi Minh City. I need to go back and travel into the north to Hanoi; Ha Long Bay because I've heard they are incredibly beautiful and Ha Long Bay is the favourite of everyone I've spoken to. 

Being in Ho Chi Min City was being in a city. They are all very similar with their own little quirks. HCM I quickly found is all about the mopeds. There's an insane amount of them and they drive like a murmuration of starlings, constantly moving around one another, speeding up, slowing down, turning in or turning off but never crashing. It's actually quite remarkable. I've never seen anything like it. 

I crossed into Vietnam overland from Phnom Penh, Cambodia at the border in Moc Bai. There's no tuktuks in Vietnam like the other SEAsian countries I've visited so I very quickly ended up on the back of a moped, giant backpack and all, to my hostel. Way to get integrated into HCMC life!!

I headed north to explore the Cu Chi tunnels, a vast network of tiny underground tunnels that the Viet Cong used to hide in during the Vietnam War. They were ridiculously small.

We could stumble through a widened version of the tunnels, the originals are far too tiny. Even in the widened ones you have to crouch really low and keep your elbow tucked in. There are lots of different levels too so all of a sudden there would be a hole dropping down to the level below.

They have dug ventilation holes and exits every 20m because people used to keep passing out! Now you can get out easily if you start to get claustrophobic. They're lit by regular lamps now too. I made it the whole hundred meters - last man standing. The last 20m I had to crawl on my hands and knees. It was ok with lighting and good ventilation, if incredibly hot, but I can't imagine being in there as it originally was, with no lighting, no air and the oppressive heat!

I went to Golden Dragon Water Puppet Show. That was definitely something different! All these wooden puppets moving through the water telling traditional stories. Musicians lined the sides of the stage playing traditional instruments, but I still can't work out where the puppet masters were hiding, I never saw sign of a string or a stick!

My favourite part of Vietnam was the Mekong Delta. I travelled south from HCMC for 2 days to visit the land where hundreds of tributaries run into the Mekong as it runs into the sea. The abundance of life there was amazing. Small shacks on stilts line the edges of the river in the north and further south it becomes a mass of ship yards and industrial shipping buildings.

Our first stop was through the mangroves in Can Tho province in traditional dugout canoes. Wearing non la of course - traditional Vietnamese conical hats.

 We travelled by boat around the rivers to a rice paper making factory where I had a not awful go at it. Rice is milled and mixed with water then spread in a circle onto a pancake type hot plate. Left for 20 seconds then peeled off with a wicker rounders bat shaped tool and placed onto a drying mat in the sun. It can then go through a shredder that turns it into rice noodles, or be used to wrap vegetables for spring rolls. We tried rice pizza while we were there, a strange sweet crispy cake type thing that was delicious. 

That night I stayed at Hung's Homestay. We used rice paper to wrap our own spring rolls and fried them in a wok before eating an incredible spread of wonderful Vietnamese cuisine.

And once we'd finished dinner the rice wine came out. Weirdly, I assume because they make it themselves, it was served in a bag. A chopstick is pushed all the way through, then slowly pulled out to leave a spout in the bottom, pushed back in to reseal. If you're wondering, rice wine tastes like vodka. Straight, raw and burning. It's about 25%...

Day 2 on the Delta took us to Cai Be Floating Market. Now this was something different!! Vendor after vendor pulled up alongside us toting their wares and offering sharp deals. Payment is taken and the items handed over, all without anyone leaving their seat. It's mostly fruit and vegetables, and everyone seems to have the same ones; whatever is in season I assume. I can't quite figure out how people can make a profit when so many have the same things...

The highlight of my trip has to be my visit to the Saigon Opera House to see Teh Dar, an extravaganza of tribal music, acrobatics and gigantic bamboo structures. I'm talking grease monkey like climbing on hanging bamboo; diving and somersaulting over an enormous bowl with bamboo spokes that rolled around the floor; and my favourite, playing an incredibly fast beat on djembe type drums with balls that they threw at the drums and each other with serious timing and precision. 

With just a few days in the city I definitely saw a lot of amazing things!

Things You Should Know About Cambodia

1. There are A Lot of tuktuks. Be prepared to say "no thank you" on average 500 times per day. Or buy a t-shirt that says NO TUKTUK though I doubt they actually work.
2. You can also get t-shirts for No Massage because like all SEA countries every third store is a massage parlour or spa and every member of staff is waiting outside to hand you flyers and drag you in.
3. Cambodian currency is crazy. There are no coins, only notes. You pay in US Dollars and receive small change (anything less than $1) in Cambodian Riel. 2000 Riel = 50 Cent.
4. The majority of the population is under 30 due to the horrific Khmer Rouge genocide in the 1970s. 50% of the population is under 15.
5. The Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum on the site of the S21 prison is harrowing. You should definitely visit it to understand what happened there (although I don't think it's possible to understand!), but it will be difficult. And the Killing Fields even more so. 
6. On a lighter note, King Norodom Sihamoni is a former ballet dancer. This made me so happy when I found out. =]
7. Angkor Wat is the biggest religious structure ever built. It's grounds extend over 500 acres.
8. Angkor Wat, often touted as the 8th Wonder of the World, is so crucial to Cambodian culture they named their national beer after it. 
9. It also features on the Cambodian flag, the only country in the world to display a building on it's flag.
10. Tarantualas are a popular snack here. 
11. Once again there are no road rules. Choose whichever side of the road you like to drive on and stop in the middle of the street if you fancy it.
12. The Tonle Sap lake is pretty cool. In the dry season it flows out into the Mekong while in the wet season the river changes direction and flows back into the lake. Sometimes the Tonle Sap is the largest lake in Asia, sometimes it's just another average sized lake.
13. It is rude to point the soles of your feet towards someone.
14. Cambodia currently has the worlds highest rate of deforestation at 2000 sq km per year.

Cambodia

I'm a country behind already!!! Time is flying.

Cambodia makes country number 4 on my great tour. I visited the Angkor Temples, spent time in Siem Reap and explored the capital Phnom Penh.

I've dreamed of visiting Angkor for years. It was the ancient capital of the Khmer Empire from the 9th - 15th centuries, built by Jayavarman III who declared himself a god king and eventually destroyed and abandoned in 1431 by the Siamese. Angkor was the largest city in the world, covering over 1,000 square kilometres with a huge water network, and was home to at least 0.1% of the world's population.

Angkor lay abandoned and slowly the wilderness reclaimed it. It wasn't until the 1900s that it was rediscovered and protection and restorations began.

I visited some of the Angkor temples along with a lot of other people. Angkor has become Cambodia's biggest tourist attraction and pulls in over 2.6 million people from around the world every year. I'll be honest, that's why I went to Cambodia.

Sunrise over Angkor Wat

One of my favourite temples was Bayon, or the Temple of the Smiling Buddahs. I liked the Buddahs here so much that I even Eskimo nose kissed one =] Though the temperature is definitely not Eskimo weather!!! Averages around 38/39 degrees C but with the humidity it's pushing into the mid 40s!

 My other favourite temple was Ta Phrom, also known as the Tomb Raider temple. This is where they shot the scenes for the Lara Croft movie in the early 2000s. Here the trees have really gone to work. They've topped walls and grown through doorways and windows, great arching vines and twisted roots. 

 Walking around inside the ruins is pretty mind blowing, thinking of the people who'd walked those hallways centuries ago and how different life would have been back then. It's also a stark contrast to British heritage where we'd have a rope 10 feet back saying Do Not Cross and you'd be given a hard hat and steel toe capped boots. Or maybe the entire site would be closed to the public due to trip hazards and safety concerns.

One of the things that amazed me the most was the intricate detail in the stone that still exists. Every bit of wall or column is perfectly inscribed with decorative patterns and in many places there's ancient script too.

From Siem Reap I headed to the capital, Phnom Penh. I wish I'd explored more of the wild rather than just the two biggest tourist towns, as it definitely left me with a jaded view of the country - one of people everywhere, noise and motion and bright lights. Both towns were full of Western bars and restaurants all promoting their drink deals and night life scenes. Loud music and flashing lights attempted to drag people in to shiny dance floors and rooftop bars. And there are tuk-tuks EVERYWHERE! You can't walk three meters without hearing another shout of 'lady you wanna tuk-tuk?' 'tuk-tuk lady?' It doesn't matter that my hostel is barely a minute's walk from the street where everything is, or 30 seconds later when I'm about to walk under the archway proclaiming I am Where It's Going On, they still want to take me somewhere..! I saw t-shirts for sale on the market that just said No Tuk-tuk on the front. 

Things You Should Know About Laos

1. Everyone, everyone, everyone I have spoken to wishes they had more time to spend in Laos.
2. Don't be fooled by beautiful photos of the Kuang Si Falls - the photographer has waited for at least 10 minutes to get a shot over the heads of twelve other people at the precise moment that someone conveniently disappeared behind a tree and another crouched down to get an artistic shot.
3. Missing those fish spas that graced the malls in England a few years ago? Head to Kuang Si.
4. There's a curfew that states all businesses must close at 11:30pm.
5. Driving licences are brought. No lessons or tests are required, yet it's the most peaceful driving experience. Everyone weaves around everyone else and just goes with the flow. 
6. Luang Prabang translates to Land Of A Million Elephants.
7. There are currently around 400 elephants left in the wild in Laos, and 400 domesticated, working in logging or tourist attractions. Many of these provide unethical experiences based on what the tourist wants, not what the elephant wants. For a true interaction with elephants in their natural habitat visit MandaLao Conservation; game changers in elephant conservation.
8. From 1964 to 73 the US dropped 260 million cluster bombs on Laos as part of the Laos Secret War. 2.5 million tonnes of munitions. The equivalent of a plane load of bombs being unloaded every 8 minutes, 24 hours a day for 9 years. 7 bombs for every person living in Laos. More than all the bombs dropped on Europe during WWII.
9. A third of the bombs dropped on Laos did not explode. Large areas of land remain unexploited due to the risk of land mines, however over 20,000 people have died since the war ended as a result.
10. There are exactly 200 steps to the top of Mount Phousi, the mountain in the city centre, and 8 down into the cave at the top.